Jesus...

...died upon a cross, he died there for YOUR sins, even the sins that future generations of humans hadn't even commited...fuck...I don't really think he knew what he was getting himself in for...regardless of that days later he rose from the grave, which automatically makes him a zombie right? Well I don't know why Christianity is so into Jesus then...he doesn't sound divine at all he sounds like a flesh eater. If you're a close friend of myself you know I have an affinity for hunting down the undead and punishing them for "living", this punishment is granted via bullet or sharp object to their brain and works everytime, so I've a new goal...hunt and destroy the flesh eating zombie encarnation of Jesus.

Flesh eating aside, god and Jesus are supposedly all powerful, everything and everywhere at once.......this should be fun to figure out everything they are!

Here are a few I found on the internet

Jesussaurus Rex
OptiJesus Prime
WereJesus
Cyborg Jesus
Cheese Jesus
Jesus Juice
All-Purpose Jesus (that one sounds useful :D )

Here are a few of my own versions of Jesus

Duck-Billed PlatyJesus
A new saying for the Joker "Why so Jesus?"
Turtle-Jesus (imgaine that!)
ShamJesus!

I bet I could go on for hours as there are no limits to this one...go ahead have fun with making all the fun a hilarious versions of Jesus for yourself :)

Hunting Zombie Jesus
-Thing 2